1 The new king sewed his own wetsuit
Willem-Alexander spent two years living in rainy Wales in the
mid-1980s when he was a student at an international sixth-form college.
His mum, Queen Beatrix, came to
Atlantic College near Bridgend to drop her son off.
Dutch TV crews were invited along to record the moment
and were occasionally spotted afterwards lurking in bushes. The
college, known as AC, is home to students from more than 90 countries.
(There was a relatively big Dutch contingent; its slogan went: "If
you're not Dutch, you're not much.") AC has a strong idealistic ethos,
with an emphasis on international understanding; most students are on
scholarships. The campus boasts a Harry Potter-style medieval castle, a
jousting field, and sweeping views of the Bristol Channel. Students
study the International Baccalaureate. The teenage prince joined AC's
student-crewed RNLI lifeboat service, which was sometimes called out for
rescues; you had to sew your own wetsuit. He was also a pretty decent
squash player. A laidback figure, Willem had a reputation as a
party-lover and a bit of a Romeo. He dated several female students from
Latin America and nobody was very surprised when he later married an
Argentinian woman.
LH
2 The Dutch royal family costs more than the British one
For a supposedly low-key, Scandinavian-style bicycling monarchy, the
Dutch royal family come pretty expensive. According to last year's
annual study by Herman Matthijs, professor of administrative science and
public finances at Ghent University, the House of Oranje-Nassau costs
the country's taxpayers £31m a year. That's more than any other royal
family in western
Europe – including, for the first time, the House of Windsor, whose direct costs were reduced by 16% last year to around £29.7m.
The overall bill for the Dutch monarchy is four times the cost of the
Spanish royal family – and proportionately even dearer, because the
Netherlands' population of 16.7 million is only a third the size of
Spain's and a quarter the size of Britain's. The expenditure is divided
between allowances paid to the monarch and the heir apparent (in 2010,
Queen Beatrix, Prince Willem-Alexander and Princess Máxima received
€7.1m), expenses incurred in the performance of official duties (€27m),
and other expenses related to the management of the royal house (€5.7m).
The Dutch royal family is also very rich. In 2009, Forbes magazine
estimated Queen Beatrix's wealth at $200m, noting reports that the Queen
and her family had been hit by declines in real estate and equity
investments but may also have lost up to $100m in Bernie Madoff's Ponzi
scheme – although the royal house has consistently denied that
allegation.
JH
3 Willem has a reputation
King Willem-Alexander was a bit of a lad, earning himself the
nickname Prins Pils (Lager Prince) for his student beer-drinking, and
once drove his car into a ditch.
JH
4 The monarch's birthday is celebrated with a car boot sale
From next year, Koninginnedag, or Queen's Day, will become
Koningsdag, or King's Day. It's an endearing if slightly crazed Dutch
national holiday celebrated every year since 1948 on 30 April (or
thereabouts). It marks the birthday of Beatrix's mother, Juliana, and
Beatrix chose to celebrate her birthday on the same date. Koninginnedag
is, strikingly, the only day in the year when the Dutch are allowed to
sell whatever they like, wherever they like, which essentially means the
country becomes a giant fleamarket. That one of world history's
greatest mercantile nations should choose to celebrate its monarch's
birthday by staging a kind of national car boot sale is, somehow,
pleasing.
JH
5 They don't wear crowns
In fact they don't even have a coronation. Willem-Alexander became king the moment
his mother signed her abdication papers,
and even at the formal inauguration ceremony, the crown, orb and
sceptre were only displayed on a table. The crown itself, by the way,
was made out of gold-plated silver in 1840, and uses fake pearls and
jewels made from fish scales, glass and coloured foil.
LB
6 Part of their kingdom is in the Caribbean
Holland is only a part of the Netherlands, of course – and not even
the majority of it. (Calling the country "Holland" is like saying
"England" instead of "Britain".) But the Netherlands itself is only a
part of the Kingdom of the
Netherlands,
which also includes the two and half Caribbean islands of Aruba,
Curaçao and Sint Maarten. The 280,000 or so people who live on them now
have a new king too.
LB
7 They have a habit of marrying undesirables
The former Queen Beatrix caused outrage in 1966 when she chose as her
husband Klaus-Georg von Amsberg, a member of the German nobility and
former conscript of the Hitler Youth and the Wehrmacht. The ceremony
itself saw angry chanting and smoke bombs being thrown, in protest at
one of the country's former occupiers joining its establishment. Then in
2002
Willem-Alexander married Maxima Zorreguieta Cerruti,
the Argentinian daughter of a man who had been one of dictator Videla's
ministers during the dark years of the military junta. Sensibly, he
didn't attend the wedding. Both partners subsequently proved to be good
choices, however, and grew to be adored by the Dutch public.
LB
8 The new king is 889th in line to the British throne
Give or take. These things are difficult to count with certainty. But
then the royal family in the Netherlands are related to just about
every other monarch in Europe. Through his
great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Jan Willem Friso,
Prince of Orange, King Willem-Alexander is a cousin of Margrethe II of
Denmark, Albert II of the Belgians, the Grand-Duke of Luxembourg, Harald
V of Norway, Juan-Carlos of Spain, Albert II of Monaco, and our own
Queen Elizabeth II.
LB
9 Their children go to state schools
When they speak, they do sound identifiably posh to other Dutch
speakers, but in their choices the country's royals have been firm
egalitarians. King Willem-Alexander attended state schools, and so do
his daughters Catharina-Amalia, Alexia and Ariane. His wife Queen Maxima
is even registered there as a "lice mother", with responsibility for
inspecting children's hair.
LB
10 They have normal jobs
Before the skiing accident that has left him in a coma,
Willem-Alexander's younger brother Friso (who renounced his royal title
in order to marry his wife Mabel, whom parliament might not have
approved) was a banker and then the chief financial officer of Urenco, a
nuclear fuel company. The youngest brother Constantijn works for the
Rand Corporation, a policy think tank.
LB
11 They are a bit political
As in Britain, the Dutch royals are expected to express no political
opinions and to sign whatever parliament puts in front of them, and
generally they do. When
Queen Beatrix visited mosques in Oman and Abu Dhabi last
year, however, she was criticised for wearing a headscarf by Geert
Wilders, the leader of a popular anti-Islamic party. In response, she
told reporters that the row was "nonsense", giving a fairly good
indication of where her sympathies lie.
LB
12 They are determined to be groovy
King Willem-Alexander does not wish to be called Willem IV, he says,
because he doesn't want to be labelled with a number. It has been
suggested that his real motive is to avoid being called "vier" (four)
because it rhymes with "bier" (beer), which would make the temptation to
call him "Willem Bier", following his previous nickname "Prince Pils",
almost irrestible. His father, Prince Klaus, was so committed to
informality that he became famous for his condemnation of tie-wearing.
He first made his feelings known at an awards ceremony for African
fashion designers, when
he announced his contempt for this "snake around my neck" – a statement that has since become known as "The Declaration of the Tie".
LB